Would you like to know how to just about give yourself a mini heart attack? Just follow these simple steps:
1. Bring your blender over to your sister's.
2. Have your sister use the blender to make malts, then have her wash it.
3. Bring the blender back into your house.
Now this is the key step...
4. When you carry the blender back into the house, set it on your counter, making sure that the top is NOT securely on the base. You must also make sure that you accidentally flip the switch on the base to "ON." And finally (this is a complicated step) make sure you turn the blender away from you, so you can not see that the switch is on and the blender is not securely square on the base.
5. Plug in the blender.
Congratulations! You have nearly given yourself a heart attack! It really helps if you do this before 8:00 am.
Disclaimer: this tutorial may or may not have been tested, tried, and proved.
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